I don’t write New Year’s Resolutions lists. Like so many people I wouldn’t keep them even if I did. The idea is interesting and I love when I see people have kept something going all year. So in order to feel accomplished by next year, I will write out an anti-resolutions list that way I can feel accomplished by doing nothing. And really that the is most important thing.
1. Wait until well after the New Year to write a list.
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2. Do not make a writing list and Do not write everyday.
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3. Get really excited about something and fall short completely.
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4. Get clever books ideas and don’t write them down.
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5. Think of the perfect thing to say to someone after the fact while you’re driving in the car or sleeping.
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6. Let a child humiliate you in front of your boss.
Working on it.
7. Blush uncontrollably when anyone says anything confrontational.
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8. Claim the world’s problems as my own.
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9. Forget the world’s problems and my own.
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10. Remember my own problems at 3am, freak out, stress out, do nothing, and fall back-to-sleep.
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11. Have a post apocalyptic dream that is terrifying and everyone you know and love dies.
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12. Get sick and miss work.
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13. Don’t clean your house regularly.
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14. Do laundry and leave the clean laundry in the basket after you bring it in.
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15. Forget which basket of laundry is clean and which one is dirty and re-wash.
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16. Drink lots of red wine and beer.
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17. Don’t exercise regularly.
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18. Sit on my ass and watch lots of re-runs on Netflix.
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19. Mess around on the internet wasting lots of time.
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20. Avoid being an adult at all costs.
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Lealia Nelson 
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